“Does that mean that the prom is canceled?”
Inspired by the unintentionally hilarious fanfic “The Blinx Series” where a mob character asks if an important character’s disappearance (Kevin) would cancel the prom.
Discovered this fanfic a long time ago, back in the 2010s. Till recently it had remained relatively obscure among other Blinx fans. I mentioned it jokingly during a Blinx Corps VC hangout and Sion decided to do a reading of it and now a portion of the server is trying to glean Roland’s appearance and demanding #justiceforkevin.
We discovered that while the writing could be better, the characters, culture references and plot holes make this some of the most unintentionally hilarious bit of Blinx media we’ve come across.
- “Jimmy’s Skinnies” is the funniest team name ever created
- Roland calling Blinx an “arrogant little kitten” multiple times sounds like both of them are gonna have hate sex at any moment
- The line where Blinx says he does “one hit wonders” well is oddly clever and way too good in this fic
- Kevin’s personality is being missing for two weeks and
- The squad goes into the ice caves for 10 mins and it’s just them arguing and debating whether Muse is good while a Muse song literally plays in scene.
On top of all that, the author, Furious Inkblot, joined the server not too long ago and they’re cool with it. I imagine discovering your obscure teen fanfiction suddenly becoming a community meme with fanart is quite a shock.